Attempting to be a real person in Missoula, MT I have a twitter under Verkiezen where you can also catch me.

My tags for shows if you'd like to blacklist:
Teen Wolf = goddamnit teen wolf
Supernatural= supernatural treacherous trio
Community = troy and abed in the moooorning
BtVS = slayer comma the

31st July 2014

Question reblogged from Hazel & Heart with 9 notes

theoctopusofevilhabits said: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOUR HAIR IS LIKE, YOU ROCK THAT HAIR LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN but you should def take a better picture sometime 'cause I wanna see the actual color. <3

hazel-heart:

well I dunno about all that

but I did learn how to use tumblr’s gif maker

so

image

this one kind of looks like I’m auditioning for america’s next top model

in my bedroom

with bad lighting

while being entirely incompatible with American beauty standards

it’s probably closer to some other filmed bedroom activity than it is to america’s next top model

hehehehehehehehehe

THIS IS MY VERY BEAUTIFUL BEST FRIEND.

Tagged: she's also witty and kind and intelligent and hilarious and amazing

31st July 2014

Post reblogged from Consistently Awesome with 4 notes

theoctopusofevilhabits:

I have decided to go back to school and now I’m trying to figure out how to pay for it and let me tell you, being a stripper is looking like a good option.

I too have been considering a career change

Tagged: librarian stripper?has a certain ring to itI also marked a phone sex operator position on Craigslistbut I'm not sure I have a sexy enough voicePlus I'd probably start laughing half-way through and ruin it

31st July 2014

Quote reblogged from A Truth Universally Acknowledged with 306,754 notes

marry me.
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.

marry me.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.

marry me.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
marry me.

— slow mornings drinking coffee naked in bed and your hands on my face when you kiss me goodnight. marry me//d.a.h (via whisperingbones)

Source: whisperingbones

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from Bibliophily with 23,547 notes

burdge:

victims of the 90’s

burdge:

victims of the 90’s

Source: burdge

31st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Malocchio with 632 notes

Wear what you read, literary inspired cuffs by Accessoreads.

1. Library catalog, 2. Edgar Allan Poe, 3. Louisa May Alcott’s quote from Little Women, 4. Once Upon a Time, 5. Jane Austen’s quote from Northanger Abbey, 6. Cirero’s quote, 7. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow’s quote from his poem Morituri Salutamus, 8. William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, 9. St. Augustine’s quote. 10. Antique books.

Tagged: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSsALL OF THESE

Source: bookporn

31st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from my heart aches, my bones break with 6,966 notes

rosehatahway:

I only make 40,000 a year. Maybe I should kill myself.

Tagged: goddamnit teen wolfspoilersseason 4this was a pretty solid episode

Source: rosehatahway

31st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from my heart aches, my bones break with 7,125 notes

Tagged: goddamnit teen wolfspoilersseason 4this was a delightful moment

Source: peetahales

31st July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Consistently Awesome with 30,735 notes

Source: buckysbarnes

31st July 2014

Photo reblogged from If lies were cats you'd be litter with 350,684 notes

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

Source: kittyit

31st July 2014

Post

Will you guys just tell me I’m doing the right thing with my life? Cause I’m having one of those moments where moving 3,000 miles away from everything I know sounds like a bad idea.