theoctopusofevilhabits said: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT YOUR HAIR IS LIKE, YOU ROCK THAT HAIR LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN but you should def take a better picture sometime 'cause I wanna see the actual color. <3
well I dunno about all that
but I did learn how to use tumblr’s gif maker
this one kind of looks like I’m auditioning for america’s next top model
in my bedroom
with bad lighting
while being entirely incompatible with American beauty standards
it’s probably closer to some other filmed bedroom activity than it is to america’s next top model
THIS IS MY VERY BEAUTIFUL BEST FRIEND.
I have decided to go back to school and now I’m trying to figure out how to pay for it and let me tell you, being a stripper is looking like a good option.
I too have been considering a career change
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
victims of the 90’s
Wear what you read, literary inspired cuffs by Accessoreads.
1. Library catalog, 2. Edgar Allan Poe, 3. Louisa May Alcott’s quote from Little Women, 4. Once Upon a Time, 5. Jane Austen’s quote from Northanger Abbey, 6. Cirero’s quote, 7. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow’s quote from his poem Morituri Salutamus, 8. William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, 9. St. Augustine’s quote. 10. Antique books.
I only make 40,000 a year. Maybe I should kill myself.
this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke
Will you guys just tell me I’m doing the right thing with my life? Cause I’m having one of those moments where moving 3,000 miles away from everything I know sounds like a bad idea.
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