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06 Mar

toopunktofuck:

whenever dudebros go into some middle school biology spiel about how people are animals and men are just doing what male animals do

I just want to tell them

did you know:
jumping spider males are forced to dance for their mates, and if their courting dance is flawed the female eats him

u sure u wanna go about the animal kingdom

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    congratulations you are probably the 1,000th-someodd person to talk about female praying mantises on my post my head is...
  2. sparkylurkdragon reblogged this from darkwizardjamesmason and added:
    Only in captivity, when the males can’t escape - this behaviour is much rarer in the wild. Spotted hyenas would be...
  3. darkwizardjamesmason reblogged this from sparkylurkdragon and added:
    Not to mention the female praying mantis eats the male after mating.
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    You wanna absorb yourself into my body, and then I can feed off your innards, and continue absorbing other males as...
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    are we not going to mention how female praying mantises eat the male after they mate and sometimes start biting their...
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